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Saturday, April 1, 2023

Came in 3rd in Trivial Pursuit yesterday. Did much better on treadmill than day before. Breezed 30 minutes instead of struggling for 20:minutes as I did the day before.


Today, we will be in Padang, Indonesia. Wish it were not Ramadan, but still had a wonderful time and learned a lot.


They served kangaroo on the ship for lunch yesterday. After careful consideration I passed.

Tuna fish sandwich in cabin for dinner last night. That was fine with me because I only like going to Keller’s for dinner and we at there Friday night.


Watched a lot of non sensical jabbering about the indictment of Trump.


Very good week in the stock market for a change.


Also, now know the Marlins will not go winless. They won their second game and are now 1 and 1. Not April Fool’s but remember the date. They may never be at .500 again.


Wish I could watch the Final Four, but not going to happen. Seabourn is not about to pay for this kind of thing. Oceania did it gladly and passengers never missed a major sporting event. They didn’t even have to ask.


Hard to believe Passover is about to begin. We will attend a seder the first night but not the second many of you are probably already familiar with this, but here goes anyway:


Here are the top ten signs you might be at a Republican seder:

10. They refuse to answer the four questions without a subpoena.

9. They demand a recount of the ten plagues.

8. They defend not increasing the minimum wage on the grounds that according to Chad Gadya it still only costs two zuzzim to buy a goat.

7. The afikomen is hidden in the Cayman Islands.

6. They refuse to open the door for Elijah until they see his immigration papers.

5. They attack Moses for negotiating a deal with Pharoah because why should we negotiate with our enemies?

4. They don’t understand why the Egyptians didn’t cure the plagues with hydroxchloroquine.

3.The omit the parts about slavery from the Haggadah because it reminds them of Critical Race Theory.

2. They keep saying “when do we get to the miracle of the Jewish spacelasers?

1. They end the seder by singing ”Next year in Mar-a-Lago"

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See you tomorrow. At least that is my plan.

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Go Ukraine

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